I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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