i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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