My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Alive.
So much puke
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Randomize
