I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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