id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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