well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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