yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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