i can't believe i had my finger in that
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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