next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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