Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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