Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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