I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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