i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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