Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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