So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Randomize
