Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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