BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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