You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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