OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Found your dick twin last night
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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