This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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