Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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