he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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