Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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