We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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