fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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