Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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