I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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