are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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