Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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