i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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