i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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