But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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