let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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