At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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