Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
i need some magic done to my vagina
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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