look no pants
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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