R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
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