I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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