the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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