Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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