I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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