she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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