did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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