My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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