he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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