i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Banned from zoo.
Again?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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