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Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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