Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
So. Much. Porn.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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