i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Drake has all the answers
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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