i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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