Plan B is the new Plan A
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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