I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
she told me i tasted like america
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize