Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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