you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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