VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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