I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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