i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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