I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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