Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
FUCK WHALES
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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