this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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