what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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